One
day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She
wants to make some money so she goes to one of
the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door
bell and says,
"HI, is there anything I could
do for your house or you???"
The man thinks and says, "Sure, can paint
my porch. You will find
all the stuff in the garage."
The girl says, "O.K., How much will you pay
me?"
The man says, "How much does fifty bucks
sound?"
The blonde quickly agrees and get straight to
work. The wife who had heard the conversation
inside says,
"50 bucks, I hope she knows the porch goes
all around the house!"
25 minutes later the girl knocks on the door and
says, "O.K. I am done. Can I have my money
now?" Surprised the man replies, "O.K.
Let me get the money"
He comes back and the girl says as she is leaving,
"By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porch!" |